You know what I hate?

 . . How many of you guessed everything?

I fucking hate Internet ads. Now, contrary to popular belief, I can deal with pop ups. I even think they're kind of fun. I personally like clicking little x's that companies are probably paying 50 dollars a month for.

But dumbfuck, pop-cultured-out-the-fucking-ass banners piss me off.

"Is Suri Cruise real?"

"Is Brandon Ruth gay? Click here to find out!"

What the fuck do I care if Mr Batshit-Crazy and his rat-toothed wife lied about popping out Batteeth Jr. And I don't fucking care if Superman is banging fucking monkies on the weekend. It's none of my business.

Furthermore, why would I trust a fucking site that can't even spell "Eminem" right with my 'valuable' celebrity news. Sure, you know whether or not he's snorting cocaine off some hooker's balls, but you can't quite decide if its "M&M" or "Emandem".

Fucking assholes.