My father and I decided to take a drive today.

Hold on, it gets better.

We were talking about halloween, and all of a sudden we drive past a pumpkin farm. My father and I, both holding a rebellious and ballsy gene, debated on whether we should take a pumpkin. It was a big moral and ethical debate. But, then again, what harm could come from taking a pumpkin, right?

Long story short, we have a free pumpkin, and a 16 dollar dry-cleaning bill.

The pumpkin would've cost us 1.50.

We still rock,

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