I saw a white squirrel. I was shocked at first. I didn't want to tell anybody; I didn't think they'd believe me. Afterall, would you tell someone if you saw a creature you didn't truly believe exists? You wouldn't tell anyone if there was a snuffalufagus in your sock drawer, would you?

Then my mother said: "Holy crap, I just saw a white squirrel."

Today was a good day.